hasan si anak bangladesh

aku punya teman di fb namanya Hasan Mahbub(klik aja kl mau liat oke).
anaknya ganteng deh(bohong)
baik
murah hati
tidak sombong
rajin sholat dan menabung
gakdeng gatau dah bener apa gak.

jadi tuh kmrn malem dia nyapa gua di fb gini nih :

hasan : HI
fildzah : hi
h : WHATS UP
f : FINE.U? (ikut2an ganyante)
h : YES FINE , THNX ....... WHERE R U FRM?
f : INDONESIA
U
ASL?
h : ALL INFO AVAILABLE IN MY PROFILE !!
f : okeoke
h : OK I WLL SEND U MESSAGE
f : okedeh sein
h : WHATS UR NICK NAME
"BOLLY"???
f : inong
call me inong okaaaay hasan jelek
h : "JELEK" MEAN ??
f : jelek mean handsome and cool yo
h : OK, NEW WORD, THANKS
f : SAMA-SAMA
h : CAN U TEACH ME SOME INDONESHIAN WORDS ?
f : okeoke
i teach you some word
like tai mean shit
h : WAIT
WAIT
f : and then **in mean fuck
h : U ASSHOLE
U USES SLANG WORDS , WHY?
f : hmm means "kamu lubang pantat"
slang words?whats that mean? (yg gue tau slank bukan slang yakanyakan slankersss-_-)
h : PLEASE SEND IT IN MY MESSAGE , THEN I CAN SAVE T
INDONESHIA=ENGLISH, OK
f : iyeiye
why you dont search indonesian word at google?
h : ITS TOUGH JOB
f : why?
h : OK, I WILL GIVE SOME WORDS TO U , AND U CAN TRANSLATE IT INTO INDONE.. OK
f : ookkkk
whats that words?
h : I WILL GIVE BY MESSAGE
f : i will waiting for that
h : BUT DONT JOKE
f : okeoke (bacot bgt dah)
h : DONT WRITE WRONG SLANG WORDS ...OK
f : iye ah
h : BCZ I M AFRAID UR JOKE (HAHAHA TAKUT TERNYATA DIA HAHAHA lucu aja)
f : he eh im sorry, i wont do that again
h : OK
THANK U
i : your welcome
h : I READ UR PROFILE
f : give me your message
h : NOW?
I HAVE TO ORGANIZE AT FIRST
f : okedah gua tunggu
h : THANK U
I M GIVING U A GREETINGS MESSAGE NOW
f : oke
h : ITS ALREADY SENT
f : i read it
funny maybe your greetings message(bohong bgt dah ah gua)
h : YES LIKE ME HAHAH (GAKGAKGAKGAK SETUJU LUCU KAYA LU HIH)

nah yaudah gitu aja. oiya mau liat greetings messagenya?nah ini diiiia turumrumurmurum
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itu apa itu gakngerti gua udah. udah ya i gtg see ya!